1. The only reason I'm doing this is because I have really enjoyed reading everyone else's and going "OMG! I love gin and tonics too!", etc.
2. I just watched "Flight of the Conchords" for the first time last night and laughed my ass off.
3. I worry that I won't get tenure.
4. I love cream cheese and black olive sandwiches.
5. I have an unnatural fondness for my label maker. Just thinking about it makes me sigh with contentment.
6. I collect: vintage canisters, Josef figurines, purses, fortune cookie fortunes and vintage linen dishcloths. Among other things.
7. I do not watch the news. Ever. I choose to remain blissfully uninformed.
8. My favorite book is Pride and Prejudice. I read it a few times each year.
9. I like jigsaw puzzles.
10. I love make-up, but seldom wear it. Same for perfume.
11. I don't know what color my parachute is.
12. I am horrible with money, but I'm working on getting better.
13. Sometimes I miss my dad so much I feel like someone punched me in the stomach.
14. Sometimes I love my kids so much I feel like I can't breathe.
15. I distrust people who don't swear or laugh at politically incorrect jokes. Retards are funny, people! Lighten up.
16. I am always surprised at how much I like my family up close.
2. I just watched "Flight of the Conchords" for the first time last night and laughed my ass off.
3. I worry that I won't get tenure.
4. I love cream cheese and black olive sandwiches.
5. I have an unnatural fondness for my label maker. Just thinking about it makes me sigh with contentment.
6. I collect: vintage canisters, Josef figurines, purses, fortune cookie fortunes and vintage linen dishcloths. Among other things.
7. I do not watch the news. Ever. I choose to remain blissfully uninformed.
8. My favorite book is Pride and Prejudice. I read it a few times each year.
9. I like jigsaw puzzles.
10. I love make-up, but seldom wear it. Same for perfume.
11. I don't know what color my parachute is.
12. I am horrible with money, but I'm working on getting better.
13. Sometimes I miss my dad so much I feel like someone punched me in the stomach.
14. Sometimes I love my kids so much I feel like I can't breathe.
15. I distrust people who don't swear or laugh at politically incorrect jokes. Retards are funny, people! Lighten up.
16. I am always surprised at how much I like my family up close.
17. I think the most important thing you can do is to be generous. I usually don't feel like I am generous enough.
18. I adore my husband.
19. I don't walk my dogs as much as I should.
20. I would have a zillion kids if Brian would let me. But he won't.
21. I wish my hair were different.
22. I don't scrapbook, but I desire to have all the tools and papers and everything else.
23. I love fabric stores and hardware stores.
24. I secretly love Martha Stewart.
25. I am happier than I ever thought I would be.
18. I adore my husband.
19. I don't walk my dogs as much as I should.
20. I would have a zillion kids if Brian would let me. But he won't.
21. I wish my hair were different.
22. I don't scrapbook, but I desire to have all the tools and papers and everything else.
23. I love fabric stores and hardware stores.
24. I secretly love Martha Stewart.
25. I am happier than I ever thought I would be.
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