Sunday, May 31, 2009

Top 40

A short, but by no means complete, list of Elephant's favorite songs that Cathryn has promised to teach me tomorrow "if she has time".

"Polka Dot Mountain"
"Beavers Can Talk"
"Blue Glasses Lady Gets a Purse"
"Brown Donkey Rides a Bike"
"Purse Woman Buys a Camel"

I'll let you know how it goes.

Monday, May 18, 2009

The Show of Shows

Cate: Let's play "Mary had a Baby"
Me: OK. Who's Mary?
C: (rolling eyes) Mary from the Jesus story, mom.  Remember?
M: Ahhhh. Gotcha.  Are you Mary?
C: Yes.  And teddy bear is my baby.
M: So teddy bear is Jesus?
C: Yes. But she is a girl and her first name is Flowery.
M: Flowery Jesus?
C: But her middle name is Sprocket.  And her second middle name is Twinkle.
M: Flowery Sprocket Twinkle Jesus?
C: Yes.
M: And you are Mary?
C: Yes.
M: And who am I?
C: You are the person watching the show.

Yes. Yes I am.