Tuesday, October 19, 2010

The Poop Chronicles: Episode 587

Brian: Dude! You smell like poop! Is there poop in your pants?
Jack: No. A little.
B: You gotta stop doing this. Did you poop today?
J: No.
B: Yesterday?
J: No.
B: When was the last time you pooped?
J: None-day.
B: None-day? Does that mean you don't remember the last time you pooped? OK, then that's too long. Dude, you need to poop EVERY DAY.
J: I don't want to poop every day. Pooping every day is AWFUL!
B: Not as awful as not having friends because you smell like poop, buddy.

Hard to argue with that.

1 comment:

Anonymous said...

I totally relate.