Brian: Dude! You smell like poop! Is there poop in your pants?
Jack: No. A little.
B: You gotta stop doing this. Did you poop today?
J: No.
B: Yesterday?
J: No.
B: When was the last time you pooped?
J: None-day.
B: None-day? Does that mean you don't remember the last time you pooped? OK, then that's too long. Dude, you need to poop EVERY DAY.
J: I don't want to poop every day. Pooping every day is AWFUL!
B: Not as awful as not having friends because you smell like poop, buddy.
Hard to argue with that.
Tuesday, October 19, 2010
Saturday, October 9, 2010
Cue the fireworks!
I would like to announce to the world that my child (Cate) was given the choice between chocolate milk and "reglear" milk and ........... drum roll please ............ she chose the "reglear"!
On second thought, perhaps she is NOT my child.
On second thought, perhaps she is NOT my child.
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